Stinky Dog
Words and Music by John Wolfe Compton
You’re a stinky dog, you’ve got stinky breath
You need a minty bone, or you need leave me alone
You’re a stinky dog, I’ve got to hold my nose
You know I love you – but don’t you sit too close
You’re a stinky dog, and I hate to ask
‘Cause I know you don’t want to, but you need a bath
Now you’re a fresh, clean dog! And we can be friends
But can you wait just a minute, to get stinky again?